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cher

A folk singer who entertaines many soldiers in WW1 and WW2. Married Sonny and then split up. Has a wide range of noses and chins.

What type of nose would you like? the big one, small one or the forever chancing cher one?

by timmy o'toole August 29, 2003

cher

An old transsexual, a victim of plastic surgeons.

Oh my god, (s)he is still alive!

by Claque April 14, 2005

cher

The 300 year old cyborg, that has no singing talent at all, and relies on the profits from 60 year old women that still like her. I hate her.

I cant wait for Cher's batteries to run out.

by tj January 28, 2005

cher

A scary lesbain man waowww!

Omg wanna hear my Cher impression?!?!?!..
If I could turn back TIAUMM!!

by abercombiboi January 30, 2005

cher

A phony ass girl who spends hours every day in the mirror putting on make-up and thinks every guy in the world wants to wine and dine her because: "I am beautiful". In reality she looks like a tramp and an easy lay. A type of girl you don't get serious with, but may seriously get into her pants every now and then.

Bubba: Gee your date looks like Cher.
Henry: Yeah thanks, I think I'm in love.

2 weeks later: Henry slashes his wrists.

by Cholo November 29, 2003

cher

semen, a fluid secreted by the penis after a sexual encounter.

I was watching this porn where the chick goes down on the guy and takes a big load of cher all over her face.

by greg April 14, 2003

Cherring

(verb) : To act as though the musician Cher is in front of you; To act like Cher herself

(modern definition) : To act like a diva from the 40's

Person A: "Dude, what the hell are you acting like that for?"
Person B: "Relax, I'm Cherring. It's all good."
Person A: "You're still retarded. Eat a snickers, you're starting to act like a diva"

by mdk6792 October 03, 2011