Country Dictionary

Is a poultry not a meat .

Went to the store today and ended up not getting any meat . But came home with some chicken and we boiled it till it was cooked !!!!

me

Friend: Youre such a chicken
Me: Ik :)

An underrated creature that is the perfect fit for a pet.

WOW! You have a chicken? i wish i had one

When school Admin lose their minds over nonexistent problems, off of the assumption that kids are inherently up to no good and immature.

"The school Admin caused outrage by refusing to let the students put harmless, meaningful words on their senior shirts, because they assume everything is slang for something bad."

"The new principle refused to let the student put her own name on her shirt, as the urban dictionary said it was slang for 'long penis'"

"Hey, lisa, the internet says chicken means cocaine. Let's ban it."
"I really think that the loud just likes chicken, mary-"
"No it's slangfor cocaine ban chicken, chicken is evil. Kids are evil, and now the internet says that Everything means penis. We must now only use Morse to communicate-wait, now morse means penis too. Fucking children....cunt ass bitches! Don't they know cursing makes them Satan?!"

The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

AH shit, didn't I already have CHICKEN
once today. I'm going to TACO DING DONG

1. Another work for a dick because of roosters being cocks and the cock-a-doodle dooing that they do.
2. Code for pussy from the Spanish word "pollo". P+zO+Y-o OR P+Oz+Y-o O= zo or oz
ll= Y.

A: That a dude or a female?
B: Dunno but regardless....it got a chicken either way.

Used by homosexual men, to call a young, typically beautiful and handsome gay guy

Look over there at that chicken!