A fork of Rural Dictionary
A game high school teenagers play in the pool in which one person climbs onto another's shoulders (usually a girl onto a guy's shoulders) and tries to fight off his or her opponents by wrestling them so that they fall off their teammate's shoulders and into the water. The last team standing wins.
Get on my shoulders, we're about to play chicken.
Yo I totally pwned you in chicken yesterday!!
stems from the
Verb -to chicken.
It occurs when you throw chicken, preferably fried, at pedestrians on the side of the street from a moving vehicle.
Did you see those guys chickening the homeless?
Yeah but who cares?
A chicken is an alien acting as a small farm creature in order to discover the human races secrets and seduce humans into mating with them to produce chickenalienhumankids (CAHK, pronounced cock). A rooster, otherwise known as a cock (adapted from CAHK), is one of these said offspring. Beware of chickens, for once they have found out you know about their true identity they will peck you to death and steal your organs for use in their laboratories back on their home planet, Toilet.
Person One: I found out my chicken's true identity today!
Person Two: SHUT UP!
*Chicken with axe kills both.*
Every human has a distinct Personality; every chicken has a distinct Chickenality. This is one reason not to eat chickens.
"Dude, eating chickens is so wrong. They feel pain."
"But they don't have a personality, so what do I care?"
"Well, they have a CHICKENALITY, which is unique and irreplaceable."
"OMG you're insane."