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When you know where everything is.

"How can you call this clean?" "I know where everything is! Therefore, it's clean!" "Dammit! Mom 'cleaned' my room and now I can't find anything!"

Something parents invented to torture their children, and get an easy way to punish them.

Parent: "Go start cleaning your room!" Child: "No!" Parent: "Now or you're grounded!" Child: "No" Parent: "You're grounded and have double the amount of chores."

A lift where you take a barbell off the floor and lift it to a position just above the shoulders. Often followed by the "jerk" where you then lift the barbell over your head.

Karen: "Sweetie, can you help me wash these dishes?" Tom: "No. Grab me another beer." Karen: "You know, it would be nice if you helped me clean once in awhile. I can't even remember the last time you cleaned anything." Tom: "Bitch I cleaned 200 pounds at the gym last night. When's the last time you cleaned that much?" Karen: "Well, never, but..." Tom: "But, but, but...SHUT UP! And get me that beer, now, woman!"

1. Not dirty. 2. Not having any STDS/STIs and/or sexual related illnesses. 3. Having stopped taking a certain drug or stopped self-harming for a number of days.

1. The dishes are clean because I just washed them. 2. Before we did the dirty, I had to make sure he was clean so I didn't get any STDs or STIs. 3. I'm 48 days clean and have stopped doing both drugs and cutting.

the smell of a guy when they've just gotten out of a shower

mm, don't you just love that clean smell on the new guy?

To perform a stunt perfectly while involved in an extreme sport such as mountain biking, skiing, snowboarding, etc.

Bro! I just totally cleaned that double! I thought I was gonna biff and splatter my brains all over the pavement!

what you better be doing right now (if you're a woman).

get back to your cleaning before i assert my pimp hand, woman!