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The combination of clench and cinch; Where a person does something amazing and has to clench there butt-hole, but makes the feat look effortless.
Adam clinched last night when he did a double back-flip. We thought Katie was going to clinch it, but she did a face-plant instead.
the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.
If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!
Sit and spin, but with a clinch
Bro, she hit me with the spin clinch last night, so I proposed
To clinch or tightly hold a penis without regarding the penis might faint and the tip might turn blue
Yo jenny did penis clinch to john