A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual experience consisting of 10 or more orgasms that peak like the Rocky Mountains.
My booty-call provides me with many orgasms. "Today, I am feeling randy and hoping to receive a Colorado"
a state where big trucks and horses can roam free. a place where everyone in suburbia wishes that they were on the east coast. a place where the only people who appreciate the true colorado beauty are tree huggers, pot smokers, and adventurists. and a place that has endless entertainment possiblities for the overly spontanious.
"what do you wanna do?" "i dunno,wanna go fourwheeling?" "ok, then we can all just camp there." "Ya, and we should get waisted and chase fish down the river."
A state which is (or was) the home to the kids responsible to Columbine, the Ramsey family, Alfred Packerd the cannibal, and Focus on the Family. A state where you are either from a big city but you have SAD and your doctor told you to move, a yuppie who read an article about how great Denver is for business or kids, a New Ager who wants to be in Boulder with your crystals, a religious wacko, a farmer, a suburbanite, a collegekid, or training with the Air Force. No wonder so many people end up having illegal affairs here or killing people.
turning your penis inside out and wrapping it up in your ballsack, then your mate licks the entire package
The eager preteen searched for "coloradoing" on google.
place where absolutely nothing exciting ever occurs, besides the stock show, cow tipping, and skiing/snowboarding in the winter. none of which are that cool anyway.
person #1: Where are you from? person #2: Colorado person #1: that sucks
colorado is a place of abundant pretencious liberal sluts who enjoy mamma kitty titty nipples, oily faces, incest, enjoy announcing EVERY time they work out, have "guilty musical pleasures" like Kelly Clarkson, accuse people of stealing things EVERYDAY, calling people neat when they've never met them, obsessing over college guys they don't know, developing irrational obsessions, drunk calling people they've never met, "kind of" having sex with people,making shortened names for everything and everywhere, using suppositories, advertising their highschool popularity and bragging about how much they miss the mountains, and how the most beautiful, intelligent, athletic, in shape, healthy, most popular, funniest and wonderful people could only come from this most outrageously OVERRATED state.
Person A(from colorado):"I miss the mountains!" Person B(from ANYWHERE else):"Please go back to them!"