A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.
Omg, that egg got cronched
She got bowspammed so much she cronched
My will to live got cronched
I want to cronch you
The act of making an existing fictional character shorter.
I'm going to cronch this character to be 3ft tall.
Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual
The black people version of the word "senpai"
1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches
A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.
"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."
When milk, cum, or other fluids cake up on the titty and dry out, making a crunchy, crusty layer that covers the titty
Do you have cronch titty? Pour some milk on it!
A conflict within the dirty vagina of your bitch girlfriend
My girlfriend is currently having internal cronch flict