Country Dictionary

The word crump originated from an ancient form of deriving the tastiness factor found within food. Tasty Baggins, a pioneering hobbit fond of food and all things tasty, believed that all food was tasty but that tastiness itself had varied levels of intensity and greatness. It's unknown how the word was created by Tasty, but it is known that Tasty had a heavy hand in it's formation and scalability.

Gandalf and Tasty enjoyed a rather crumptacular lunch.

Combine a crap and a dump. It's basically the biggest kind of poop you can take. It was first said by a hispanic male who had too many burritos and a little too much salsa.

I haven't gone to the bathroom for DAYS! I gotta take a crump!

a boring cornishman

stop being a crump and come drink some cider

a term of endearment usually used between to engaged lovers

What's up Crumps?

The incorrect spelling for krump; an improvise dance, esp. in competition.

The guys in the club were getting krump (crump) on the dance floor.

The arch rival of "verm"



..........they go way back

Verm insulted crump again in class today, but crump isn't witty enough to have a good come-back.

when you poop while gettin fucked in the ass and shit everywhere

i know this girl who just got crumped on the pool table