A fork of Rural Dictionary
A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)
I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.
a males genetals that have been crunched or broken up into tiny pieces using a nutcracker or human teeth.
my girl just gave me a sac cruncher
A nigga who like eating coleslaw all day. They nasty ass hell too
"Yo bro you know i be eating coleslaw right"
"You a coleslaw cruncher nigga wtf"
A Politician.
Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)
The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches
Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night
A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.
Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.
Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it
You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!