A fork of Rural Dictionary
Is a country that I was Born in, it is surounded by Austria And Germany and Slovakia, they speek czech there and it is one of the most historical cities in europe (might i suggest going there for ther summer) Its fun if you want to go to a place were you can see historical sites or things and also at the same time go to clubs and just...well party pretty much =D
me: Hey, sup Some guy: Hey is the Czech Republic a nice place? me: oh ya...lots of old buildings...hotels...beer some guy: say what? me: Beer....lots of it some guy: OK THATS SETTLES IT! TICKET FOR PRAGUE PLEASE! me: have fun some guy: YOU BET!!!
A thick layer of male chest hair noted for it's fullness, volume, and overall presence. At a distance casual observers often confuse the Czech sweater with an actual sweater. hairy chest chest hair bear natural sweater man sweater manbear hairy chested love rug
1: "You're going to play football in that?" 2: "I'm alright man, I've got my Czech sweater on"
it's fucking great, good, the best
yeah, it's fuckin czech !
The act of screaming at a penis to make it erect.
Me and my girlfriend tried a Czech hotdog last night, and it actually worked pretty well.
pronouced Vibe check unexpected throwing out of the windows
P: Where is Austria ? H: Porbably failing vibe Czech
The act of sitting post-intercourse bathing of the bits on a bidet. It originates from Portuguese and Brazilian jokes relating to the onomatopoeia "tschec tschec tschec" alluding to sounds produced by the washing of private parts on a bidet. Used in jokes as the working class answer to the upper class sophisticated people who like to boast about their Spa visits and activities/therapies such as Scottish Shower and Turkish Bath.
Posh Lady: "oh we went to the Spa and was amazing, I had a delightfully glorious Turkish Bath... don't you love a relaxing Turkish Bath?" Cleaning Lady: "no, I am not familiar... I only know the Czech Bath" Posh Lady: "oh I never heard of Czech Bath, what is it like?" Cleaning Lady: "well, after my husband bones me I sit on the bidet and I go 'tschec tschec tschec' - that's a Czech Bath"