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damon

A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.

Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'

by Groofy March 04, 2008

Damon

A Chink nerd who sucks at rust and valorant

Pro player (me): you suck damon
Damon:kill yourself

by B2#OT June 21, 2023

Damon

the fking sexiest guy you will ever meet in the whole world. Can make you feel amazingg. And is also pretty cocky, but stay away from him because he will break your heart

ouch, Damon is such a pimp ass

by YoMaMa4 April 02, 2010

Damon

sexy mf that can snap my neck anytime, he is a hot vampire that can suck my tampon, so overall he’s a sexy handsome hot fancy charming vampire

elena:stefan i don’t like you anymore i only like Damon he is really hot unlike you..
stefan: what no!

by damon obsessed bitch July 18, 2020

Damon

Damon is an annoying person that swears a lot and bosses his sister a round cause she is younger he has zero friends cause he is lonely

Damon is annoying

by Dark girl February 09, 2020

Damon

usually identifies as a male. Damon's do not discriminate so if you identify as a they/them you will still be a "Damon". Damon's usually do have very large bundas.

If you piss me off one more time Damon's going to sit on you.

by dungeon12 May 09, 2022

Damone

A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.

Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.

by Carl Stawicki June 15, 2011