A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bastardized version of the name Damion. Generally used by lazy parents who cbf writing that 'i' on their social security baby-claim forms.
Husband: 'Hey wife, let's call our son Damion'
Wife: 'Screw that, it's way too long, how about Joe?'
Husband: 'Let's compromise, why don't we call him Damon? It's shorter you know.'
Wife: 'That's pro, Damon it is'
sexy mf that can snap my neck anytime, he is a hot vampire that can suck my tampon, so overall he’s a sexy handsome hot fancy charming vampire
elena:stefan i don’t like you anymore i only like Damon he is really hot unlike you..
stefan: what no!
usually identifies as a male. Damon's do not discriminate so if you identify as a they/them you will still be a "Damon". Damon's usually do have very large bundas.
If you piss me off one more time Damon's going to sit on you.
A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.
Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.