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Guy 1: u like dodge.
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Piece of crap company that had the horrible disgrace of creating the dodge neon, the worst car ever made.
Hey! Look! My lawn mower is beatin the neon!
The very worst car company in the world. Dodge is made up of ass licking soul-suckers, who sell cars that die after 50,000 miles.
Every person who has purchased one will agree that their Dodge was a complete piece of rotting horse shit.
If they say anything good about theirs, Dodge paid them to say so, plus they're robots who live off crack and bengay.
My mom likes Dodge and she's a crack smoking robot republican from middle America.
Biggest white trash car manufacturer
Jedd: Hey Cletus! Does that thing got a hemi?
Cletus: It's a dodge ain't it?
Jedd: Holy shitbuckets! I forgot those sons a bitches put hemis in all their cars!
A truck that middle aged guys buy to look more masculant. Dodges are mostly assembled in Mexico and are giant pieces of plastic and skillfully assembled paper mache'. Dodge trucks have become more popular in the past years due to the rise in guys with small junk. Real men drive good ol chevys and actually can get laid unlike Dodge drivers.
Mike: Hey John why you drivin that Dodge? John: Its a really good truck you should get one. Mike: Im good I have a big package.