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one who smokes too much, then walks around with an oxygen tank and tubes in and out of their nose and mouth. Then they begin to sound and look like the star wars character.

WHEEZE!! CUhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

This is the art of pulling ones foreskin back in a dark room, and then turning on a torch to reveal a darth vader shaped silhouette on the wall.

'Oh crap, I've just seen Darth Vader's shadow in my room'

coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!

Completely toasting a marsh-mellow until it is entirely covered in char.

I like my marsh-mellows darth vaderd

A depressed 66% inorganic space wizard that hates sand and the high ground. He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.

Luke Skywalker - How did my father die? Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

the sith lord, formerly know as anakin skywalker, that killed the younglings at the jedi temple.

henceforth, you shall be known as darth vader.

when one takes a very large toke of some ones joint, takeing numorous inhailes with out a breath, then hands u the joint after hlaf of its gone

"cam darth vadered half my fuking joint"