A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul.
2. getting screwed/dicked over.
3. an insult
first guy: "Dude , she cheated on you with your brother..."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."
When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.
That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.
The small dimples or dents located on a persons ass or upper thighs. Most common cause is from their male partner having a raging erection and constantly poking them in the ass and upper thigh while "snuggling". In many cases this is confused for cellulite.
"Hey Jim, look at that strippers dick scarred ass!"
"Your mommas dick scarred ass!!!"
Term used to express a warning or comment about a person's or oneself negative actions, decisions, comments, etc.
Stephanie, you've been such a dick in an ass!
iont wanna be such a dick in an ass but your butt looks a little brown today
something unfortunate, as in something going wrong with a carefully laid out plan.
Greg: "My Dad says I can't go out tonight."
Dan: "Well, that's a dick-in-the-ass."
People that are bigger jerks then dick but not big enough to be asshole
A: damn Richard just kicked me in the chin
B: yah he is ass dick
a game where a group of people must create funny sentences involving the words - dicks tits and ass. players cannot add other strong nouns, only verbs, adverbs, and adjectives. some exceptions apply. you may use one of the three words, both or all three.
NOTE the delivery is what makes the game, usually funnier when someone puts a sort of screechy highpitched voice with funny actions.
your diccccck smells like a bunch of diccckkksss that are hanging out of your assssses DICK. (dicks tits ass)