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A kid from west haven who is on the swim team for it. Yes his first name is really Dike. his parents were on heroin when they named him, probably after his mother because she is a secret "Dyke". he is a fucking moron senior, and he likes a freshman, whats up with that. i hate this kid more than anything in the whole world. im out to go kick his ass.

I fucking hate dike's guts.

The fuzz bumping, lesbian version of a viking.

Hey aren't you a viking? Oh no Sir, I'm a Diking.

a lezbian who is way into sports and has no selfconfidence and doesnt give a crap about their apirance

dike names are offten: norine, maurine, kara, ect.

one who enjoys both the physical and social aspects of having a girl-friend...

search "eat out"

The partner to a Bull Dike, often more feminine and may resemble a normal woman.

Me: I thought she was straight until I saw her 'Bull Dike' friend named Pat.
Other: Yeah, wow - Angie is a real Cow Dike.

A purely sarcastic response to seeing a lesbian couple, as though it is shocking, usually uttered by gay folk.

Avert your eyes, my dear, and don’t look; yikey dikes!

That shitty haircut girls are getting. Bit longer than a bob.Looks utter shit.

“Oi Andy mate look at that birds trim“
“Yeah proper Dike-Cap innit”