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ding dong is another way to say penis or dick

person 1: "my ding dong is floppy"

Started as slang for penis, but has basically become a generic noun for just about anything. cat, car, groceries, cigarettes, etc. sometimes used as a verb as well.

can you help me bring up the rest of the ding dongs from the ding dong? cheers.

a great reggae-dancehall artist/performer straight from Jamaica. a famous dance by this artist is "bad man forward,bad man pull up."

ya kno ma boi ding dong in da house, yall need to get roun down ya girlass breakn down bad man forwa badman pullu

While performing anal sex, the one being fucked takes a shit. The penis then becomes encased in shit and the male ejaculates, filling the shit with cum. Pull out, finish shitting and enjoy as after sex snack.

Jacob: Sophie and I made a ding dong the other night.

Tim: What the fuck bro?!

Invented by Sir Leslie Phillips,

To indicate attraction to another person used as an ice breaker chat up line.

Sarah this is Matt , Matt this is Sarah. Matt " Ding,Dong"
as an attractive girl comes within ear shot direct the words "Ding,Dong" in her direction accumponied with a confidend charm smerk.
The words "Ding,Dong "can be streched out slightley for inhanced inpack on delivery.

penis

man, my ding dong is huge!

Reffering to a penis

"Ay, that girl got big boobs!"
"Actually, she has a Ding-dong."
"What?"
"He's an obese man."