A fork of Rural Dictionary
When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.
Stacy: Omg Chung Ho totally ding dong ditched my ass last night
Jill: Ooh that sounds like fun!
when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves
ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town
Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.
Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.
When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in
Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!
When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢
Da Hood related
1. Being a camouflage of the road and knocking on someone's door. The owner of the house may or may notice you.
2. Knocking on someone's door, running and then hiding.
The girls just ding dong ditched us.