A fork of Rural Dictionary
DONNIE is a Knock Knock joke that was invented while cruising around our Jack and Diane town :)
Knock Knock....
Who's there?
Donnie.....
Donnie who??
DONNIE MY FUCKING CUPCAKES!!!!
A hot, athletic guy with amazing eyes. He is tall and strong. He will make you laugh every day and you will smile when you think about him. Donny is great at every sport he plays.
Everything about him is flawless. It is easy for him to make friends with anyone, but he will have a few friends that he is closest to. Donny is not the kind of guy that will get jealous easily. The Donny that you know will be athletic, charming, talented, and easy to love. There is no doubt that Donny is the most amazing boyfriend a girl could ask for.
person 1- "Did it just get hot in here?"
person 2- "Yeah, Donny just walked in"
a Donnie is a dark term derived from the term Donnie Darko, which can explain the actions of an individual whilst under the influence of dark ones (recreational drugs)
Donnie can also describe a person who is hiding hidden agendas.
For example, if louie harbors hidden dark agendas for an evening, he would be doing a Donnie...
Dan. Hey joel u going to math class?
Joel. "No man, i'm pulling a Donnie, and going to plough Hillary" ...
To fall asleep first in all situations
Hey guys look at Daniel he pulled a Donny
We were at Farooks and Daniel pulled a Donny
We were at Abrars and Daniel pulled a Donny
From famous Singer Daniel Osmonds tour
Getting unbelievably drunk yet still able to party like a rock star.
"Yo Denton! "
"Yeah? "
"Did you see Logan last night? "
"Yeah bud, he was f**kin Donnied! "