A fork of Rural Dictionary
To do something crazy or risky that could produce unexpected or bad results.
"I'm going dutch and rushing in" "Dude that was so dutch"
Often confused with the German word "Deutsch."
Dutch is the language spoken in the Netherlands. Deutsch is the German word for their language.
A practice used by all dutch folk. Used in sexual and spiritual rites. To Dutch is to take a large pole between 4 and 10 ft. and proceed to place near the rectum then another Dutchmen will use a ceremonial Dutch paddle to pound in. The dutching rod as it is known will eventually appear in the throat. Only the dutch can survive the ordeal and usually enjoy it. The leader of these right, their spiritual leader, and their political leader is simply called The Dousberg, also known as The Bloody Dutchman.
How did they execute him by Dutching, they said the Bloody Dutchman himself was their Poor bastard
Describing events, actions or people without the use of superlatives or exaggerated adjectives. Comes from the Dutch custom of reserving extreme adjectives for special occasions, unlike the American custom of thinking everything is the absolute best thing ever!
An example of an American sentence: That was the best blow job ever! An example of a "dutch" sentence: That blow job was not unpleasant.