A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night! Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
noun. 1. A freshly-stated and/or alternative perspective on an enlightened thought; cleverly and/or artistically expressed with excellent use of grammar, syntax, and/or spelling. 2. Tremendously well-written insight. 3. Epic poetry or prose.
" 'The word emotion stands for: energy in motion. When we're truthful to ourselves about how we feel, we can use our emotions to our advantage', is an example of epi-poeticism."