A fork of Rural Dictionary
A living hybrid of Art and Science that spends its days traversing the planet for Thai food. It often uses it's surplus Thai food as fuel to utilize it's art and science prowess to create video games, animations, or sometimes scalable backend systems. While it often partakes in social driven events like fitness groups, community service, and gaming tournaments, at the core it's a true specimen of introversion and would perhaps spend it's days hugging a tree in seclusion.
Hey look it's Ean, someone better call a hotline to have Thai food delivered immediately.
a snow white : very kind and takes everything seriously, when she sets a goal, she'll never stop to achieve it. when u wanna complain bout something, she is a good listener.
Person 1: Wow, who's she? She is as beautiful as Snow White. Person 2: Oh, thats Ee Ean. My best friend :D
A Snow White. She is a good listener, great at pickup lines, and is kind and patient. Wanna complain something? Go to her. Need a comforter? Go to her. Need pickup lines? Go. To. Her. Dont ask questions. Just go to her.
Person 1: Omg who is that? She's like a Snow White. Person 2: Oh, thats Ee Ean, my best friend. Person 1: Wow, your so lucky. Person 2: Yea, i'm thankful to have her in my life.
A round potato person who's quiet and semi cute. You may even amuse them with cheese.
Wow did you see Brittany Eanes last night? She was eating some cheese and was looking rather spherical.
Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson Animal 2: we better run