A fork of Rural Dictionary
To suck the shit out of a dick
She wanna eat that dick up warren
You're pissing me off so go do something productive like eating a dick.
To a Hobo holding an "I'm hungry sign". You: Are you hungry? Hobo: Yes You: NIGGUH GO EAT A DICK!
a magical assembly of words which could imply multiple meanings: tell someone to "buzz off", affirmation of excitement, tell someone they are incorrect, an expression of excitement, ect.
Statement: Nick is going to absolutely crush you in the hot dog eating contest, you stand no chance. Response: Eat a dick yo!
Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes. Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
An exclamation of anger or disgust. Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit! I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.
Say this when you don't want someone to eat your dick.
Do not eat my dick, you have facial herpes. Do not eat my dick, I'm not into cannibalism.
the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)
Person 1: I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ I love you! ❤️ Person 2: eat my dick! ❤️