A fork of Rural Dictionary
underage kids who are texting each other and do not want to risk spelling out "fake I.D." in their messages use the shorthand "fid"
Do you know where I can get a fid at this school?
She doesn't have a fid so don't ask her to buy for us.
Yeah, Mark and George have fids so they are buying alcohol for the party this weekend.
Only invite people that have fids to go clubbing tonight.
Nottingham slang for someone that is very intoxicated (normally high on weed) (mainly used around arnold sherwood daybrook and bestwood
yo hes fids man look how red his fucking eyes are
frank iero derangement syndrome. characterized by 5 stages: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance (coincidentally, very similar to those of grief). search it up for a detailed chart
"have you seen frank's latest post?"
"yeah, he's so hot"
"you have crippling fids"
or
"MY FIDS WONT LET ME FUNCTION"
or even
"i've been diagnosed with fids, (wink) and it's terminal"
Frank Iero Derangement Syndrome - a condition suffered by those who experience ungodly amounts of attraction to Frank Iero.
Oh god, Frank Iero posted a selfie on Instagram! My FIDS is acting up!