Country Dictionary

To be scared witless at something

"I was pure shitting myself at that film."

When your index finger pokes through toilet paper and impacts your rectum area while you are wiping yourself clean after a bowel movement.

Sorry I took so long, I totally indexed myself in there and I had to wash my hands twice.

when you eat yourself

I should eat myself

Avoid some situation or thing

I can't help myself when you put your hands on me.

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".

My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!

Being in a depressing mindset like Mia (a suicidal dog)

My life sucks, I wanna mia myself

To drop your phone on your face while lying in bed.

I just vixed myself again. I’m going to sleep