A fork of Rural Dictionary
person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.
ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit
Terry Fuckwit - Classic comic strip from Viz magazine
Fuck me! It's Terry Fuckwit. What a fucking fuckwit!
A dodgy looking fellow (or fellet) usually holding a pregnant gerbil and suffering form a interned eye. also talking very loudly on the phone on trains and quiet public places. Fuckwits are most famous for sending you and E-mail then immediately phoning you to tell you they have sent that email, then discussing with you the content of it. Hence there being no point of sending it
"hello steve im a fuckwit"
or
"pardon me sir but your a fuckwit"
The language that kevs/chavs speak.
Hard to understand and incoherent.
Guy: Sorry, i don't speak fuckwit
Someone of low intelligence, a complete and utter numb nut
"How the hell could you walk into that door?,you fuckwit!"
1. A chav
2. A language based on "text speak" spoken by those with very limited intelligence (usually chavs)
1. Any burberry wearing individual with an attitude problem.
2. To speak fuckwit, e.g "cn u spk fukwit"