A fork of Rural Dictionary
7 large grown ass Nigerian refugee goldmine workers violently thraxing the oral cavity of your face inside of a hut motel without running water in the depths of a jungle at 2:49 AM on a Monday morning, without consent.
My third wife I divorced seven years and had 4 and a half kids with (one was retarded), got Nigerian facefucked on her missionary trip with Newspring Church.
A woman who loves to use a man's face for her sexual pleasure by sliding back and forth across his face, and /or grinding against his features to achieve multiple orgasms. Often used as a sign of Dominance, a woman may use this to train or instill in her partner, that this is the only way he can have sex with her or any woman she chooses, and that his mouth, not his penis, will be the recipient of their orgasms which he will be trained to consume at all times without fail. She will also instruct him to use his tongue at any time to "worship" her pussy and asshole in the manner she desires to derive the most pleasure, no matter how long or often she wishes to "use" him.
My girlfriend was a "Facefucking Goddess". She used to use my face for her sexual pleasures on a daily basis, sometimes for hours at a time, and sometimes while entertaining her girlfriends!
When a girl volunteers to be lain on the table in front of a crowd and to be deepthroated vigorously. This usually ends up with her leaving this group of people forever due to shame.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that one girl with curly hair at the party last night? Guy 2: ohh yeah dude, she totally got diana-facefucked yesterday. Guy 1: I didn't see her around today, you think she switched out? Guy 2: Possibly, I wouldn't stay here if that had been done to me as a girl.
When you fuck a girl in late pregnancy so hard, you actually are getting pleasure from the mouth of the unborn baby inside her.
i was totally fetal facefucking that girl last night woa dude i never tried that before
to stalk someone on a social networking site; to constantly check or post status updates on a social network page, to 'like' or comment on every post you see; a form of social dysfunction brought about by communicating solely electronically with society via email, websites/blogs, or text while never having a public or phone conversation. a common practice of people recently married, graduated, or under 40 who use social networking sites to find classmates from grade school just to add them to their 'friends' list. it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.
this guy won't stop facefucking my bookspace page- i just met him last week! that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day. i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page. i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!
Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.
Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot) Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?! Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked! Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!
A cocktail comprised of beetroot juice, lemon extract, salt, eggplant, raw egg, fish sauce, and vodka.
John: " Hey girl, wanna go out and get some Hedgehog Facefucks with me? Lisa: " Sure, I love Hedgehog Facefucks! "