A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of diddling ones bung hole
Ashley: Excited for your date tonight? Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯 Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.
5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."
Fiddle with something in an attempt to achieve a desired outcome.
"this puzzle piece won't fit, maybe if I finagle it a bit I can make it work."
Similar to pwning, defeating something, usually a challenge or enemy through the power of trickery or other morally questionable means.
This noob just got finagled, I mean straight up dogged on!!