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The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.

"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."

Getting stabbed or shanked violently.

"You better shut up before you get Finched."

To be stabbed in such a way it reminds you of Kayla Finch from the United Fleet stories.

I'm not sure, but this looks like he got seriously finched.

A name that denotes having the largest penis in the world.

Finch is well endowed.

Mooching extremely hardcore, taking stuff without asking, not giving anything back in return, and thinking your way is always the right way because you assume you are better than everyone.

Person 1: Hey Sally charged $100 to your room service bill without even asking.

Person 2: What the fuck?! She hasn't even paid me to stay in my room!

Person 1: She has to stop finching it before i kick her ass.

shank, whore, slut, etc.

someone who thinks that they're hot shit. (when clearly they are not)

Zack- hey that girl is hot
Bob- no dude. she's a finch.

Used to describe the most beautiful thing to walk the face of the earth. Even though she dates douchebag pussies who think their hot shit, we still love her. <3

Did you see that girl?" "Yeah shes a Finch." "Too bad shes stuck with that prick. She deserves better.