Country Dictionary

1. Proof that an individual, group, or organization has performed some act. Something not to always be taken at face value.
2. The favorite excuse of the current administration for taking action, especially against others.

When Rice says firm evidence, people say "Haven't we heard this one before?"

The best possible bowel movement one can have. The turd comes out with minimal effort, and is shaped like a torpedo which reduces the need for straining. It has a firm consistency which means it is not soft and runny, nor is it as hard as a rock. It is the type of bowel movement in which only two wipes are necessary. One to clean off residue (even though there isn't any), and another to double check and subsequently confirm ones amazement at how cleanly the turd came out.

I recently have started a high fiber diet. As a result, I have been pooping out firm torpedoes. I have saved a boatload of money on toilet paper.

get an erection; acquire an erect penis

Horny slut to drunken bum: FIRM UP, DARLING

A more vulgar and rather extreme form of the common term "tough luck". The two are interchangable, as one may be used wherever the other can.

Boy: Oh no! I just got my report card in the mail and I have recieved all F's!

Dad: Firm titties, son. Firm titties.

Shapely, toned buttocks on a man or woman. Not too flat and not too fat.

She's been doing a lot of squats at the gym. She has a firm butt.

a very hot chick (girl) - Mexican slang

Susana is one firme hina.

You see a hot girl walking down the street and say to your brutha, "Check out that firme hina".

Hard nipples that feel good when you stroke them.

Damn, bitch! I love stroking your firm nipples. They feel so good.