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flob

Short for "frontal lobotomy."

The terrorist was flobbed by the directed energy weapon before he could take any aggressive actions. Due to the hyper-efficient flobbing, the subject was rendered gentle and passive.

by Meerkat2040 April 12, 2005

FLOB

An acronym which stands for, "Fluffy Loaf of Bread", a term used to describe fat people.

Dude look at that FLOB over there, he just finished his 11th piece of pizza. What a fat-ass.

by JAAHH February 12, 2011

flobs

flobs are basically the same as the shits!

"hang on, let me just check the toilet for flob stains"

"man i had the flobs really bad lastnight!"

by Soph and Fran April 19, 2008

flobbing

a word to describe when guys swing their dick around. Usually used to get the last bit of pee out

lachlan stop flobbing you donkey

by wangqueen May 14, 2020

flob

A slimy blob of fat.

A a compact area with a lot of fat people in.

Eww nasty my steak has some flob on it.

its like a massive flob inside that room.

by cob cob March 30, 2009

Dong Flob

Semen, Jizz, cum.

He shot his Dong Flob

by Dong flobber March 01, 2011

Flob Cobber

The sound your balls make when they slap against your thighs. The sound is more prominent when mixed with arse sweat.

Listen to my Flob Cobber

by Ron J September 30, 2003