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FMF

-Abbreviation for Fuck My Ford A sticker the same size as a Ford emblem. Most people driving Fords that know best put these on their Ford emblems to let everyone know that they are aware that they made a mistake.

-What does FMF over a Ford emblem mean? -That means that Ford owner realizes he made a mistake by purchasing a Ford.

by Ironsides November 26, 2006

fmf day

FMF Day stands for Fuck My Friend Day.

While hanging out in the backyard, all of us friends declared it FMF Day. We went inside and fucked in a pile.

by Davey J April 26, 2007

Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.

I just took the biggest five minute footlong. Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet? ........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

by Mr. 5150 September 08, 2010

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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school

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by FortnitePro2001 March 17, 2022

FMF

Fuck me forever When you know it's over with someone, and though the regret you feel tears you apart, this lets them know how you want them to feel about you. Not because you feel the same about them, but there's nothing more you can do.

I can see this is going nowhere. You still have no idea how I feel, but it doesn't matter now. You'd best forget about me... FMF.

by IcyHaku May 22, 2021

FMF

Fly mother fucker

Yo, dat bitch is one fmf!!!

by Aradaddymommyurmom February 08, 2020

FMF

a female furry who is Buff as Shit

I love to jerk off to FMF

by Max Wedge March 20, 2023