Country Dictionary

When a professional sports team loses by 40-49 points.

The Wolves gave the Pacers a mongoose fondling with their 125-80 victory.

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.

I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.

To be subjected to an enhanced 'pat down' by federal TSA cronies at the airport.

Guy1: "Dude I was hoping to get a federal fondle from some hottie when I was heading back home. But all I got was some retarded fat dude." Guy2: "HAHA! OWNED!"

When one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a class when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around. Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.

Dude I pocket fondled sween dawg for like 30 seconds today

Any inexplicable marking on an article of clothing that ultimately exists for the sole purpose of causing people to touch the person wearing the clothing item.

"What's that on Josh's shirt? It looks like a piece of tape." (touch) "Oh, I guess it's just a fondle stripe."

originally to be fondeled by a realitive of a friend who is visiting, used more broadly as aimless stroking, ect. without any actual hooking up

i was cousin fondled for like seven hours but we never actually kissed

Better known as FonDuLac, WI.

Wow, if that mulleted freak isn't from stallis, he's got to be from Fondle Sac.