A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fortnite kid is a little brat who talks shit on and claims to be the best at fortnite, they also steal money to spend on fortnite, they usually are the age of 5 to 12 years, and they have a tendency to call other people fortnite kids and be disrespectful to they're parents.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: Oh that's the new kid, watch out he's a fortnite kid.
kids that play fortnite, say minecraft sucks and thinks they are cool
fortnite kid: minecraft sucks!
the rest of the class: no you suck
the fortnite kid:
A child (usually male) around the age of 9 years old who is extremely immature and obsessed with the Online Video game Fortnite (aka cancer).
You're a Fortnite Kid? You must not know real gaming.
A Fortnite Kid is a kid who has nothing better to do but play Fortnite all day in his mums basement. Their age to classify as a "Fortnite Kid" is the ages between 6-14.
That fuckin fortnite kid thinks he's so good at the game and thinks he's gonna play with FaZe Clix man he fucking 11 years old the fuck is this shit?
A stupid person who plays fortnite all day and hasn't touch grass since they were 5. They are usually in Elementary School still but even older ones existed. If you were born before 2006 your immune to this community but if you aren't oh no
Hey do you wanna come to my house to have a sleepover?
Nah I still got to keep up my daily victory royale streak going I have done it for 2 months now.
Me: bruh he is really that into fortnite?
Other Dude: he is a fortnite kid you know those zombies?
A small child who plays fortnite
They have no friends.
There parents hate them and they were a mistake
They are ginger.
They will never get a girlfriend.
They haven’t showered for at least two years.
They are more than likely obese or at least overweight.
They put milk in before cereal.
They have never seen grass.
And last but not least
they have a 1 inch pp.
Person 1: Have u seen that fat ginger kid.
Person 2: His dads condom split.
Person 1: Yeah he is defo a fortnite kid
Fortnite kid: DONT MAKE ME BOX U LIKE A FISH ‘intense sweating’