A fork of Rural Dictionary
a military expession of suprise or anger
2. To Have sex with a water fowl namely a duck
"Well, Fuck a Duck! you hit the Commanding General with that mortar round Pyle"
2." Hey Cletus come see Jethro, he is going to fuck a duck the sicko!
Extreme anger or disappointment. Kind of like "Oh, SHIT!" but worse.
CASSIE. It's a sin to lose a crystal. It's like killing your own dog.
COOKIE. Oh, fuck a duck!
One of the many capabilities of a 12 gauge shotgun.
I can't hit shit with this 20 gauge, but this ol' Remington 12 will sure reach out and fuck a duck!
Wasting time. Just chilling and waiting around for something to pop off.
"Yo Bri, what's going on?"
"Nada, kid. Just fucking the duck over here."
I don't know about that last entry, but 'fuck a duck!' is used as 1) an expletive when angry, just like 'fuck me!'; or 2) as an expletive when someone forgets something.
3) I also use this as my Halo PC alias, "FöÖk~äа°K"
1) "Fuck a duck!" -Little Johnny's dog just got run over.
2) "What do you mean you forgot the condoms!? Fuck a duck!" Your best friend just ruined the camping trip with a bunch of college chicks.
3) "Fuck a duck!" Little Johnny just got his ass blown up by my rocket. (SAY MY NAME, BITCH!)
Another way to tell someone to fuck off
Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
screw your uncle scrooge,
bang bang an orangutan,
and your momma too.
Definition: to let others know that YOU'RE in control of the situation.
"I'LL fuck this duck, you just hold the tail up".