A fork of Rural Dictionary
the day of the gerg (october 14). on this day, gerg was gerged into existence. as such, we must worship the gerg. happy birthday gerg. gerg bless
Oh hey! Did you guys realize it was National Gerg Day? NO WAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERG!
One fine ass man with around 7 nipples
Person: Why does Gerg have 7 and a half nipples?
Person2: Well his full name is Gerg McGruckery
Acting like a bad bitch, being to much for the normal people, having a extreme BBL attitude
Pronounce like Georges
You’re acting like a Gerges!
Stop it , you gerges !
A Gerg is a person who enjoys very large ejaculations on turtles and other aquatic life. The word originates from a man who found himself in a shitted bathroom stall at his local supermarket. This led him to take action to support all of the water-residing endangered species. His cum was so fertile it helped increase turtle nesting sites. For his noble actions, he was compensated with volunteer hours.
Do you see that guy over there? He's such a Gerg; while running at the park, I saw him stick it in a turtle and then he proceeded to cum all over the poor creature. However, the turtle's shell did seem to grow thicker. Maybe I should get myself a Gerg.
Gerg has Syphillis. All Gergs are assholes. They like to cheat on their partner regularly and do Not have the ability to feel a deep emotional connection. Thier only goal is to feel loved, whithout havinf to give any love back. And theyre sexist.
Girlfriend: I trink i love you, Gerg
Gerg: I Know that you love me, who doesnt? Bitch