A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be raped, and murdered never to be seen again .
I gloved the shit out of her
What your doctor puts on before fondling your balls.
*latex glove snap* I'm going to need you to turn your head and cough for me.
Glove lunch, known in the lesbian community as a date between two women, both or one of whom is not yet out of the closet. Originating from and made popular by Kate Mckinnon in the Independent Spirit Awards' Carol parody sketch
"Look around, there are a lot of clandestine glove lunches happening here"
The act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma's hand feel. Also known as a "velvet glove" Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.
Kye couldn't get that girl's number so he is going home to make a grandma glove.
A Jimmy Glove, similar to a Jim Hat, is another name for a condom.
Whoa, I wouldn't get close to dem yams without a high quality Jimmy Glove!