A fork of Rural Dictionary
From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger
Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here. Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it. Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir. Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
A large sum of currency that most likely resulted from a self-made millionaire, or hustlin'.
"Charlie Hustle, Gouda Bubble. Cop It, Twist It, Mix It Double." - E40, Whip It Up
"Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
Not to be confused with fromunda cheese, Gouda ballz is a condition of your nuts after being subjected to moisture for any length of time.
John has Gouda Ballz!
Is a sour, creamy, yellow woman's cheese originating from the Dark Nether regions of a woman's Vagina.
Girl, do you know what would be good with this Texas toast? Some coota gouda.
When ones groin area sweats to the point of smelling cheesy.
After my 3 mile jog, the waft of my walk shared my Gouda crotch with all.
Everyone's best friend in the whole wide world.
Man I love Jacob gouda he is my best friend