A fork of Rural Dictionary
me: amrita, you shouldn't talk when you're eating, you spray food all over. amrita: yeah, gp person 1: let's go to cheesecake factory at the mall. person 2: why would we do that, there is a taco bell there? person 1: gp, don't know what i was thinking
A term used when suggesting the use of a GPS enabled device to locate a destination.
Mervin: Hm... Larry, didn't Mapquest say to turn right on Main in 3 miles? Larry: Hmmm, Larry... Uhhh, Yeah. I think its been like 30 miles so far... Mervin: SHIT! Mapquest stinks. Larry: Yeah, mapquest stinks like your dirty vagina. I'll GPS it on my phone, douche.
Great Personal Style, as Brandon Flowers (lead singer of the indie/alternative rock band "The Killers") quoted in an interview that someone had come up to him and said he had great GPS. Brandon asked what GPS was and the man replied "Great Personal Style"
Wow, I love what you're wearing - you have great GPS!
A very dry joke that buzz kills your entire day. A term used to embarrass someone who makes a terrible joke.
Person 1: Terrible Joke *Silence, Awkwardness* Person 2: "GP."
Girlfriend Positioning System. When your dude feels the need to let you know where he is at every moment of every day.
What am I? Your GPS?
Ginger Penis Syndrome When one has orange pubic hair, and a small freckled penis that cannot be exposed to sunlight due to paleness
While in a public restroom, Jeremiah happened to noticed something peculiar about Jon. Then he realized that Jon has Ginger Penis Syndrome Jeremiah: "OMG Carl, did you see Jonny's GPS!?" Carl: "Yeah! He might want to get that checked out!"