A fork of Rural Dictionary
A useful tool I keep by the bed to punch a series of small holes in the front of you, and a large hole in the back.
If that prick gives me death threats again, I'll jag him in the face with my guage, and just to be sure, I'll probably piss all over his neck when I'm through.
12-gauge shotgun.
What you wanna do? I got tha gauge, an uzi and a muthufuckin' 22!
A shotgun, comes from the shotgun shells. Often referred to as gauges.
I am toting my gauge tonight, what about you?
The act of completely meaningless sex, preferrably with a total or almost stranger who you will never see again.
Hey baby what do you say we get together later and gauge.
A ridiculous looking plug many young guys put in their holed earlobes and stretch them. And another reminder of how I can't stand Generation Y'ers.
Gauges