A fork of Rural Dictionary
Face cloth used to clean genital area after sexual activity. Usually a warm cloth provided by the least exhausted partner.
Mary gently washed George's crotch with a warm "glad rag" since her 12 orgasms had left him exhausted with legs too weak to walk across the room.
Male "precum" produced by the Cowpers Gland. Designed to neutralize acids in the urethra before ejaculation so sperm remain motile.
"Oh, baby, that feels so good when you do that, sorry about the glad cum getting your hand wet.."
A happy and/or glad ending to a dispute handled by a third party.
President Obamas glad handling of that deal between Sergeant Crowley and Professor Gates was in the nick of time.
Logan McLean @logan.mclean #3:00am
That girl is such a “glad sundercock”
ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.
" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"
Karla: Hey Ahson, I just got you new shoe laces. Ahson: OH KARLA, THAT MAKES ME GARBAGE BAG GLAD!