Country Dictionary

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Gobbler

Someone who goes to every meeting and thinks he's God

This lowlife has attended 6 meetings this week. What a gobbler

by Gobblerz October 03, 2018

gobbler

A subspecies of man whom has atleast three chins, resulting in more chins then brain cells. AKA the Gobbler

Anyone of random supervisors with multiple chins known as the gobbler

by notgonnadoit December 30, 2009

The Gobbler

When you stick your penis between the double chin of a very fat girl.

a guy says hey you want the gobbler to a fatty and that fatty squishes her chins together and he puts his penis in.

by Dennis. help from jon & duncan January 16, 2009

Gobbler

The act of a group of people tapping the forehead of a passed out loser with their penis'. Usually occurs on a football trip away or a bucks weekend. Also known as a Turkey Slap.

Oi boys, Petey's passed out, let's give him a Gobbler and tape it for his wedding video.

by Turkey Pete May 03, 2005

The Gobbler

When titty fucking and/or receiving a blowjob from a girl you shoot your load on they're chin. The semen now dangling from her chin resembles the flap of skin hanging from a turkeys neck. Then you make a turkey sound (GOBBLE GOBBLE)

At my girlfriends family thanksgiving dinner we snuck in the back and i gave her the gobbler.

by Olly North May 22, 2014

gobbler

someone who has a passion for gropping another man's ball sack and/or penis

Man, Morgan and Adam were some hardcore gobblers in physics class today!

by DevilCreeper69 June 03, 2009

gobbler

when a females clitoris looks similar to that of a turkeys neck

turkey gobbler

by turkeygob September 30, 2010