A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gettin your serpent rubbed or slobbed on in the back of an expensive car, in a crowded public parking lot, preferibly in the middle of the day
Danny: Hey do u wanna go to the beach today? It's really hot out
Chad: Nah man I can't I'm goin to Ralphs with my significant other
Slang for a male not wearing a shirt, especially in public.
Does that guy goin' Kirk over there think he's sexy? That's disgusting.
While inebriated and out on the town, "goin' on a journey" is to leave one's friends behind for the night to network and meet new people. Most of these people being from the opposite sex.
"Alright people, I'm goin' on a journey, have fun!"
"Dude, I'm wasted and excited! I'm goin' on a journey!"
"Yeah, let's go!"
"No, you wait here, I may or may not be back later."
Getting so mad that your face becomes distorted to the point where you look like a bull flehmening a cow in heat.
Dude was so mad about the cat taking a shit on his chalupa that ended up Goin' Pelini on that pussy.
Hard As a Muthafucka
We hittin Club Shades and goin ham in dat bitch
getting fucked up on any mind altering substance and watching tron, or tron:legacy.