A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A paid activity in which a bunch of unathletic people try to get a small white ball inside a hole. 2. The sport of loosers. 3. To act like you are important even though you have no redeeming qualities.
1. Golf is not even a sport. 2. Golf is for people who cannot run, catch, throw or jump, so they hit. 3. Jerry pulled a golf by refusing to get Mcdonalds, instead he wanted Subway.
a stupid sport where u hit balls at shit and miss, played buy old people with huge asses
Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.
The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.
golf is, if you notice, a seperate category from sports when you go to define your world link on urban dictionary. see for yourself. golf is not a sport. its for old men who cant do anything to active any more because they suffer from oldtimers. any one young that plays has a gay name like "tiger" woods. that name just places in your mind the sound of a tiger snarling(dosent it???). what are the chances that you are going to get a tiny ball in a whole over a couple a hundred yards away? then you get your fat lazy butt on an electric cart and tote your blueblood my poop dont stink and i am rich did i mention i am rich self over to the ball and try to make it in the whole. young people that play this just need an excuse to hang out with the boss or someone that they are trying to see how much brown they can possibly get on there nose.
"Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire." - Rick Woodson
"Golf sucks, play football." "I'm sure your grandpa wouldn't agree."