A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small, conical female breasts that are impressive despite their seemingly underdeveloped nature.
Man, I was watching FoodTV today - Rachel Ray has some Grade A goobies!
Vaginal secretions; usually pasty white and the consistency of mucus.
When Louise went to wipe herself after urination, she was mildly surprised to find a large glob of gooby dangling from womanhood.
A species made of hope and dreams. The Goobie is of an exceedingly sweet and loving nature and likes sleeping, rolling around, and cookies.
The other day I was totally bummed after failing my exam. Luckily for me, I encountered a Goobie in the hall and with all of its softness and fuzziness cheered me up! It also gave me a cookie.
awesome person who embarrasses themself in public, usually participating in random adventures in suburbia under the influence of marijuana
goobie1:taylor is such a goobie! did you see her moon the carhop at sonic?
goobie2:hell yeah i got it on video!!!
A strange or awkward appearance.
"That person has a rather gooby face."
Goobies is a word made by the youtuber InstaAfterEffects that is null & void. This type of word can be used in just about anything. For example, “Why are you such a Goobie” or “I eat Goobies for breakfast” and this in return makes the word sound just a lil' bit funnier and makes you sound like an idiot. But a nice and handsome looking idiot.
Your mom has goobies on her brain.
Boy, you look like a goobie.