A fork of Rural Dictionary
A cunt self absorbed lier and thows a pussy fit when he cant get back into a girl's pants a real dick that sends photos of him self beating off.
Kendra: see gordan yea what a peace of shit . Marias : ya hes a real wanker!
Gordan Zaprov is a term for Mogli
Gordan Zaprov is playing with the monkey
Charlie Sheen and Esteves were probably about to blaze up a wubanger but decided to save some weed and rip a grav, Esteves still flush from all the MD2 cash after defeating iceland dubed the act ripping a Gordon Bombay (gravity bong).
Yo Charlie, I'm high as shit, hold off on that dutch 'til later, and let's get on some of that Gordan Bombay action.