Country Dictionary

Any disgusting action done on mass transit - particularly airplanes - that ought to qualify individuals for the No Fly List and thus relegate them to Greyhound Buses for all future travel. This can include masturbation, sex, public defecation, public shaving and more.

Vascular D was caught greyhounding by the person sitting next to him on the flight. He will never fly Wizz Air again.

A phrase that is said in southern Michigan when something is very obvious.

Person 1: "Is that a greyhound?" Person 2: "The sign says greyhound.....so yes....Is-that-a-greyhound?"

when you sit to take a shit and it just runs right out of you. Almost like the runs.

I guess there was a rabbit in the toilet cause that greyhound ran right out of me

the act of losing your mind and killing someone, while riding on a Greyhound bus.

While riding across Canada, the loner went absolutlely greyhound and killed this dude and cut off his head!! He totally went Greyhound!!

one whom has ben around

Damn,that girl Dana is such a greyhound!!!!!

a drink mixed with grape juice and vodka(GREYgoose) usually a 2:1 ratio. They get you moving . . .

Damn im 3 greyhounds deep, i hope my dick still works tonight.

To be stranded by a bus carrier, especially by the line from which the term derives its name. The company in question is known for altogether skipping stops on its appropriated routes, resulting in major hassles and headaches for weary travelers.

I was Greyhounded last Thursday at Union Station when I waited for three hours and my bus never showed up!