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JFK the grimmy guard

Noun: A hospital guard who used to pronounce (usually grave) dying patients of either being rushed to ER or confined. Noun: A one-sided, ruled by fascist superiors, kind of motherfucking individuals.

1. "That JFK the grimmy guard killed my granny!" 2. "Damn! How the hell he's alive, maybe JFK the grimmy guard forgot to look upon him." 3. "Valderrama? That clown, motherfuckin' looking face, is the real JFK the grimmy guard."

by Bozo D. Clown August 31, 2017

Filthy Grimmy

The act of attempting to push the previous occupant of a public bathroom stall back into the lavatory in order to give them a rimjob.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear about what that big bearded guy was doing in the club last night? Guy 2: Yea man I heard he actually pulled off a filthy grimmy...

by Rtomo July 30, 2018

Christina Grimmie

An adorable girl you want to marry.

"She was my Christina Grimmie."

by The Wild Weston March 03, 2022