Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

HANDJOBS

same as HANDSTYLE.

Check out my handjob!!!

I love rocking my handjob!

by DigDug March 08, 2004

Handjob

A sex act done by Hipster because it is retro.

Hipster: Regular sex is just too mainstream, so I only do handjobs now because they're retro.

by Kip Gordy November 28, 2013

handjob

A job or task performed with one's hands, like a sculptor.

Bill asked for a handjob for weeks, but no one would give one to him.

by Serious Person June 18, 2003

Handjob

A European handshake

When you go to Europe, make sure you ask for a handjob when greeting somebody. It's the standard way to say hi.

by thebigred14 May 02, 2011

handjob

A shittier version of what you can do to yourself.

handjob self pleasure masturbation

by mrwordsy February 24, 2015

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

handjob

something i can do better than women

that hoe can not give a handjob

by Danny March 09, 2005