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Hawk Tuah

The worst thing you could ever say and/or mention to anybody ever.

Boy: will you ever give me that hawk tuah?

Girl: shut the fuck up

by proud pussy eater July 01, 2024

Hawk-Tuah

"Hawk-Tuah" (HÁH-K TOO-ÁH)

Also referred to as "Slippery Banana".

Saliva applied to the ol' tube steaks at high velocity.

She was polishing the ol' mushroom head, and decided she wanted to show me that I'm the one, and that she loves me, so she musters up a nice loogy, and Hawk-Tuah, spits on that thang.

by Eraudog June 20, 2024

Hawk Tuah

Verb: To spit on that thing.

Interviewer: What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!

by JetBlastSST June 20, 2024

hawk tuah

The sound someone may make when spitting.

I had to hawk tuah on it.
I heard her hawk tuah through the wall.

by XTheXtremenessX June 20, 2024

hawk tuah

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by funnypiano July 16, 2024

hawk-tuah

The sound one makes right before spitting on that thang. This move is typically done in bed but is not limited to that location and is usually done in a forceful manner.

I met a real nice girl last week while in Tennessee, she took me home and proceeded to suck the soul out of my body after spitting on my thang...the last thing I remember was her making a "hawk-tuah" sound, my thank got all wet and then my soul left my body.

by June 20, 2024