Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

He dead bro he dead

When he died in a funny way

Guy-*dies by getting hit by a flying fist* Me "he dead bro he dead

by He dead bro he dead March 16, 2022

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the p a r m e s a n -pretty meaningless -surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par— Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

by highkey spittin straight facts November 18, 2019

He ho he ho

the term "he ho he ho" is a term that was coined to resemble the sound of a straws screeching sound during its movement up and down in a plastic cup.

"Person A: Can you stop making Tokyo Drift sounds in your fucking room? Person B: Its the straw in my Slush Puppy cup going He ho he ho"

by Rhino404 November 22, 2022

He He He Ha

A way of taunting your oppononets in order to make fun of them. It is most often seen in the game Clash royale as it's there the saying originated.

Them: You suck! You: He He He Ha!

by ChildBT March 15, 2022

could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

by JefferyLamarWilliams June 13, 2020